Cards Against Star Wars

Cards Against Star Wars

4-20+ players, ages 17+, 30-90 minutes

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Are you ready for some fun? We are presenting to you the best game in the galaxy!.

Cards Against Star Wars is the unofficial Star Wars version of the Cards Against Humanity card game.

This Cards Against Humanity Star Wars Edition, even though unofficial, will make you laugh so hard that you disturb the galaxy, and perhaps start some galactic trouble with those sensitive to humor.

Cards Against Star Wars is a limited edition card game with the Star Wars theme.

Playing the game will make you relive old movie memories especially if you’re a fan of Princess Leia, R2D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and the rest of the crew of the Star Wars movie.

In this Cards Against Star Wars review, you will find out all the details that you’ll need to play the game, and what the cards will contain.

The Cards Against Star Wars box card game is a must-have for any Star Wars fan.

The game can be played starting from 4 to 20 people and it takes 30 to 90 minutes to finish it.

With the rude theme of Star Wars of Cards Against Humanity clashing with the Star Wars universe, the game leads to some hilarious card combinations featuring characters from all the Star Wars movies and classic scenes.

The Cards Against Star Wars box game includes 746 cards (245 Black Cards; 501 White Cards) that you and your friends can utilize during the wildest card-game party you will ever have.

Due to its wildness and the awkward or ‘inappropriate’ questions the game has, it must be played by adult players only. The age of the players should be at least 17 years of age (i.e 17+).

Cards Against Star Wars Examples
Cards Against Humanity, Star Wars; You can already imagine the combinations.

To put it plainly, Cards Against Star Wars game box consists of a rude and offensive Star Wars humor style.

Therefore, you should choose your game-galactic partners wisely so they can take this sense of humor galactically kindly.

It will finally be your chance to make fun of Anakin, Han, Landos, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and a lot of other characters, with jokes you wouldn’t ever think of before.

For you to get familiar with the content and the language style of Cards Against Star Wars, we will provide you with some real examples of what the cards consist of.

This will assist you in choosing your friends earlier and if you think that your friends won’t be suitable for the game you can try and recruit new Star Wars buddies by demonstrating them the examples below.

Here, take a look:

Black Card: After blowing up the Death Star the Rebels celebrated with _______”
White Card: Getting an erection in a Storm Trooper suit.
Exposing yourself in front of a school of Jedi younglings.

Black Cards: Becoming a Jedi takes years of _____ as well as ____.
White Cards: Having a quick wank before the Emperor visits.
Exposing yourself outside a school of Jedi younglings.

We demonstrated some card combinations and gave you real examples of how you can respond to a black card with the white ones.

Here are more examples of “Cards Against Star Wars” both black and white cards:

Black Cards Examples

  • Goooood… let _____ flow through you.
  • How to be a Jedi 101:
  • Join the Empire, we have ____.
  • Gimmie ____.
  • Gimmie ____.
  • Gimmie double ___.
  • I am ___.
  • Boba Fett kept a collection of ___ in slave.
  • When I heard JJ Abrams was directing the ninth Star Wars movie, I felt like ____.
  • In a galaxy far, far, away, ____ is perfectly legal.
  • I blame ____ for the breakup of my last relationship.
  • When Darth Vader says he likes ____, he gets it!

White Cards Example

  • An X-Wing pilot in a metal bikini
  • Squelchy sex with Jabba
  • Darth Maul’s bedroom eyes
  • Reaching out and touching someone with your force.
  • Telling your companions “I have a bad feeling about this”.
  • Telling any hairy alien to “Laugh it up fuzzball!”
  • Throwing Yoda around like a puppet.
  • Wiping your ass with an Ewok.
  • Using “Sith on My Face” as a pickup line.
  • Getting a cleaning orgasm from a Vibromop.