So Duke Nukem got released.

What? Old joke? Rehash? Fine. Let’s start again with something new.

May Hockey Card Day! Hurray! The day in May on which to come out and play in the 17th-ay. Now let’s all go to the Bay and see if any other their multi-coloured blankets will fray, okay. (Old joke?) Ah, it feels good to get the Seuss out of your system. Now to clarify, the next Hockey Card Trading Day is THIS WEEKEND on Saturday, May 17 from 2-4. Come trade your cards with fellow fans and see how much your cards are worth; all that good stuff. Also, maybe some FABULOUS PRIZES.

For all of you TV watchers out there on the internet: What are you doing on my internet? Get off of it. Now. Go watch TV, like you always do… KIDDING! Feel free to stay on MY internet, but just know who it belongs to, you TV people. However, TV people, we received Series 2 of the Smallville figures. You know, that Superman show? We never saw Series 1 but we’re convinced it was just as cool.

Also, TV people, we got some of those new Animated Transformers figures and they actually look pretty slick in their stylized way. I especially like Prowl with his ninja stars.

This also applies to a sub-category of TV people – VIDEO GAME PEOPLE! Those Gears of War figures you’ve waited so long for are finally in featuring Marcus Phoenix and that other guy! These figures were created by NECA whom I believe to have the highest quality figures in the market now. C’mon McFarlane, pull up those socks!

This sort of applies to TV people, but more so to music people - EVLIS! ELVIS! GOSPEL! Gospel Elvis is in stock for all of Elvis fans, and this figure is once again taken from his revival show. You can see he’s getting fat in this figure, but he’s not quite “fat Elvis” yet. Viva fat Elvis!

Movie people (who are far more considerate then the TV people) I’m going to cover all of your stuff in one paragraph. I was going to try to do it in one sentence, but run on sentences tend to confuse people and I really hate to confuse people because if they get confused then they can’t focus and if they can’t focus then they won’t want to read our blog because we don’t have good grammar and if our grammar is bad then it’s hard to take us serio

We still have a ton of those Iron Man figures in, so if you’re still craving Robert Downy Jr. in a metal suit then we’re your store. As for the other huge movie, we just got a bunch of Indiana Jones stuff in stock. Ever wanted to recreate a scene with those crazy nazi’s from the third movie, well now you can with the new sets we have. As for you Batman fans, we have a bunch of those movie figures, including the awesome Joker. And last, but not least, we got some of the Hulk figures in. Did you know they’re doing another Hulk movie? Hopefully they do it right this time like Iron Man.

Fans of army related thing will be ELATED to hear we received some G.I. Joe singles restock and McFarlane’s 3 inch Military Series 2. I can’t decided what’s more awesome, Shipwreck and Snowjob or the equivalent to super detailed little green army men (that really aren’t green at all.) Probably Snowjob because I would want to be the only skiing soldier too. Also, Shipwreck should go to Norway.

And lastly, DC UNIVERSE SERIES 2! Yes, we finally have a proper Harley Quinn action figure. And a bunch of other ones too. This latest set is proving that people still buy DC action figures.

That’s all for now, and I understand if you TL;DR’d this post. It really is TL!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

~Chris

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